Knightsbridge

Barbour everywhere
Horsey girls and sugar pops
A bit weird, really

Fifth Floor Restaurant, Harvey Nichols

Posh, but not too posh
The food's to die for; great wine
They deserved their tips

The Simpsons Movie

No plot to speak of
And stilted, disjointed gags
It could have been great

Studio time

It took lots of takes
A rocking tune resulted
More shredding needed

Yesterday

Had my car serviced
Then many beers in the pub
Fell over a box

Water

Cheap and life-giving
Just don't buy it in bottles
You need your flouride

Keith and the Girl podcast

Funny New-Yorkers
Rants, gags and Britney-watching
And some ripe language

Assassin's Creed, PS3

Stealth. Ruthlessness. Guile
Assassins rely on blades
And wicked graphics

Wicked Sensation - Lynch Mob

Great, no-nonsense rock
It's got massive choruses
And lots of shredding

The Bourne Ultimatum

The last of the three
Bourne is mad; he wants answers
Damn well gets them, too

The Village Bakery organic brownies

Made with Green & Black's!
Sizeable, soft, sweet and large
I liked the walnuts

Cloverfield

A beast mauls New York
It's all on film, shakily
Then the tape runs out